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Trespassing At David’s House

I was just sitting in my living room with Ilya, like, going through some emails, and Ilya sees a guy in the backyard and he's like looking over our view, and Ilya just waves to him and gets back to his emails. And I don't think anything of it, right? And I just start going back to the emails too. And then I give it some thought and I was like, well, even if there's like a construction worker out of my backyard, they're usually never shirtless. So I'm like, do you know who that guy was? And he goes, nope. And I go, oh, fuck. And then, and then I'm like, Natalie, do you know that is? And she's like, no. So I'm like, okay, wait, none of us know who this guy is. So he's not here to fix anything on my house. So I go outside, I go, hello. And he goes, oh, hey. I was just hanging over the edge there. I was feeling like Leonardo DiCaprio, like the king of the world. And I was like, what? I was like, okay, this guy's definitely on drugs and he's in my backyard. And I was like, okay, you're in my backyard though. And he was like, oh, okay, sorry. I'm like, that's okay. And then he goes, do you have any water though? And I'm like, I can't, I can't, you gotta go please. And then he leaves. And then he's like, can I go out this way though? 'Cause I left my jacket there. And he like points to the back alley of my house. Like he came through like the scariest way. Like he didn't even walk through the front. He like went through the alleyway of my house, which is terrifying.

May 10, 20201:11David
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Jason1:06
Yeah, I saw it on the story.
David1:08
Yeah, yesterday Charlie told me about it. Yeah, it was really weird.
Jason1:10
We—
David1:11
I was just sitting in my living room with Ilya, like, going through some emails, and Ilya sees a guy in the backyard and he's like looking over our view, and Ilya just waves to him and gets back to his emails. And I don't think anything of it, right? And I just start going back to the emails too. And then I give it some thought and I was like, well, even if there's like a construction worker out…
Jason2:28
He'd been hanging out for a while.
David2:30
Yeah. And he was just— and yeah, I mean, like dropped his flannel off there.
Jason2:33
So why did the crazies find your house?