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The Worst Surprise Of My Life

That's the worst.

May 2, 20197:12David
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Jason6:46
Okay, that's a little bit better. Yeah. You were like grabbing the elevator and you're like, nice to see you.
David6:50
Oh, no, no, no, no. It wasn't like that. No, I just didn't want to fuck with her thing. But that is a good pro tip. If you're ever— always say good to see you to people. Never say nice to meet you, even if it's the first time you've ever met a person. Always…
Jason7:11
I met you before.
David7:12
That's the worst.
Jason7:13
Let me tell you something. If someone— if I've met— I don't even remember meeting anybody. Yeah, if someone says to me, nice to meet you, and I've met them before, I don't take offense to that.
David7:22
Me neither.
Jason7:23
It's like, oh yeah, I guess I wasn't memorable. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, who cares? And maybe unlike— I was on the shoe on the other foot. I don't fucking remember you. Yeah, maybe you didn't fucking make an impression.