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The Worst Surprise Of My Life

you— we need you to take out the garbage on all the streets in Santa Monica, and I'll be like, I'm I'm fucking there. Any opportunity that's not YouTube, because I am trying— guys, YouTube is a fucking— it's like, it's, it's a blessing and it's a curse. Yeah, when you're in it, it's the fucking best, but you also can't get out of it for shit. It's like, it's like it's being trapped on the most beautiful island of all islands. That's what it's like. And you just want to— you want to explore all these islands and you want to eat off the forbidden trees, but you're not allowed to. And I will— and I'm trying everything I can to just fucking expand. But I'm just being swatted like a fly. No one's letting me go anywhere. That's why YouTube's tough.

May 2, 201939:03David
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Jason38:40
Yeah.
David38:40
We can't get lunch. We have to finish this podcast. And then this is— this is— this is the daughter. Dad. No, fuck. I don't know that one. No, but I was just fucking with you.
Jason38:55
You're good at that. We love doing voices. David loves any opportunity to, like, break out of YouTube. Yeah, we went to—
David39:03
you— we need you to take out the garbage on all the streets in Santa Monica, and I'll be like, I'm I'm fucking there. Any opportunity that's not YouTube, because I am trying— guys, YouTube is a fucking— it's like, it's, it's a blessing and it's a curse. Yeah, when you're in it, it's the fucking best, but you also can't get out of it for shit. It's like, it's like it's being trapped on the most be…
Jason39:42
That's fun, because— and not leave YouTube, but not do some other stuff.
David39:45
I want it like— I want to— I want to— as lame as it sounds, I want to be like an entertainer. So I want to do all kinds of things. I share voiceover stuff. I want to, you know, I want to host stuff. I want to do all that. It's just hard because YouTubers have…
Jason39:57
Yeah, but you have to— you have to realize when you're 22 and when just more time goes by.