The Worst Surprise Of My Life

No more Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast next— next week. No, thank you. Okay, this is— I swear to God, this is the last time I'm bringing up any superhero movie ever. But I Googled this, and this could be completely fucking wrong. I really hope it's wrong. Vin Diesel, who plays Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy 2— it's a— Groot is a character, he's a little tree, and his only line in the movie is, "I am Groot." That's how he talks. That's the only thing he says. Um, I Googled how much Vin Diesel got paid because I was curious, because those are his only lines. And he's— it's voiceover. That's it. Because he's a tree. He doesn't actually play the tree. It's just his voice. And according to Google and doing my research online, he got paid $54 million for that movie.