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The Worst Surprise Of My Life

And David goes, she wouldn't want that. She wouldn't want that at all. Like that, like, because he doesn't want me to miss a day of work.

May 2, 201930:50Jason
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David30:37
Really? Mm-hmm. That's not true.
Jason30:40
David said something funny the other day. We were talking about when my mom dies, and I said, oh man, I'm gonna be laid up for like 3 months. When my mom dies, I'm gonna be crushed.
David30:50
Yeah.
Jason30:50
And David goes, she wouldn't want that. She wouldn't want that at all. Like that, like, because he doesn't want me to miss a day of work.
David30:56
Yeah.
Jason30:56
And when my mom dies, you're like, okay, chip chip, let's go to be— to get back to work.
David31:00
To be honest, she actually wouldn't want that. I know I was like just saying it, but like, you think she'd want you to mope around for longer than 12 hours?