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The Worst Surprise Of My Life

Yeah, I'm like, I'm, I, I'm a good conversationalist. I guess that's the— and she goes, oh, okay. And then for the next 3 minutes of the conversation, I fucking amped it up because I was like, fuck, I can't believe I just said that. I really need to prove myself to this woman. So I was just like, fucking— I went like, I had tunnel vision on this woman's conversation. Everything else, it was just me and this woman sitting in this like white room. And I was like, I'm gonna make this conversation the best fucking conversation of her life. And I was like bringing up things that she was wearing. I was like, I love that necklace. My mom had that necklace. My mom's from Slovakia. I'm Yeah, so I really went in.

May 2, 201926:28David
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Jason26:08
Yeah.
David26:09
And I was like, oh, I don't know. And she's like, are you a comedian? And I wouldn't say that. And she's like, so what is it? Like, what— how would you describe yourself? And I would say— and then I said, I guess I'm a pretty good conversationalist. That's ho…
Jason26:27
That's how you describe your vlogs?
David26:28
Yeah, I'm like, I'm, I, I'm a good conversationalist. I guess that's the— and she goes, oh, okay. And then for the next 3 minutes of the conversation, I fucking amped it up because I was like, fuck, I can't believe I just said that. I really need to prove myself to this woman. So I was just like, fucking— I went like, I had tunnel vision on this woman's conversation. Everything else, it was just…
Jason27:02
But yeah, you love talking.
David27:04
I, I don't know, I do like it. I don't know how to describe like what we do. I was thinking about it yesterday, like I want to, I want to do like, I want to be like an interviewer or whatever. Yeah, and like I want to do like late night, and I feel like there…
Jason27:35
Well, the most interesting people are the most interested.