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The Worst Surprise Of My Life

And then, and then I'm sitting on my couch and he— and I'm like, fuck, he got a lion. He finally got the lion in my house. Like, I'm so excited. And then, and then he goes, okay guys, open your eyes. Today we're all getting massages. And I go, fuck. And like the second he said massages, I just like, I glazed over and I went right into my head and I went, oh my God, I'm fucked. I'm fucked. What am I going to film around massages? And, and yeah. And then I gave him shit for it. I was like, Jason, don't hype up a surprise when it's going to be a fucking massage. And I told Carly and Aaron the story. And then yesterday they were FaceTiming me and they didn't know that Jason was in the car. And they go, they go, David, we have a surprise for you. Can we come by? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure. And they go and they, and they joke and they go, this is going to be a crazy surprise. It's going to be perfect for your video. And they go, no, we're just kidding. Don't worry. It's, it's, it's more of like when Jason surprised you with the spa. It's going to suck. And Jason goes, I'm right here. So now it's an ongoing joke that Jason's spa surprise sucked.

May 2, 201921:51David
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Jason21:40
it was miscommunication over a text. I know, I would have never said that to you in person. And then, and the next day, I think I said something like, I have something for tomorrow.
David21:47
No, you said, you said it'll be— you could film it, it'll be great.
Jason21:50
Yeah, I did, you're right.
David21:51
And then, and then I'm sitting on my couch and he— and I'm like, fuck, he got a lion. He finally got the lion in my house. Like, I'm so excited. And then, and then he goes, okay guys, open your eyes. Today we're all getting massages. And I go, fuck. And like the second he said massages, I just like, I glazed over and I went right into my head and I went, oh my God, I'm fucked. I'm fucked. What am…
Jason22:55
Yeah, well, That video, a lot of other people liked it.
David22:58
No, it was a good video. It was just, it was miscommunicated.
Jason23:01
Yeah, miscommunicated.