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The Worst Surprise Of My Life
I don't think I'm headed for any Oscar nominations. Anytime soon.
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Ryan Reynolds, maybe. No, no, no, you're right. I mean, nobody. He killed it. But that's what I'm saying is like, maybe his acting wasn't like, you know, like DiCaprio in, you know, The Revenant. Like, it wasn't like emotional and, you know, all that. But lik…
Yeah, the Academy is a bunch of snoots.
Yeah, great. Well, there you go. You've just blacklisted yourself.
I don't think I'm headed for any Oscar nominations. Anytime soon.
Definitely aren't anymore. I love you, the Academy. If you're watching this, every decision you have made so far has been brilliant. You know who it's time to thank, Jason?
Uh, the moms.
Yeah. Holy fuck. Good guys. The moms, because they're the real heroes of this universe. And ProFlowers is the best way to thank your mother because you can literally send flowers to anybody. You get 1 dozen assorted roses for $19.99. Double the roses and get…