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The Worst Surprise Of My Life

No, I don't prank. I don't get why people lie on deadass. I used to have that.

May 2, 201911:21David
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Jason10:54
Yeah.
David10:55
And, and the other day Jason brought over a Ferrari and, and Jason was like, look what I bought. This is my new car. And I go, deadass? And he goes, yeah. And I go, what? And I go, I know he's lying, but why is he lying on this word? So I got really mad at hi…
Jason11:13
First of all, I didn't hear you and I was waiting for you to say deadass. And if you were going to say it, I was going to I can't believe I acquiesced to this stuff. I was gonna say, yeah, it's a lie.
David11:21
No, I don't prank. I don't get why people lie on deadass. I used to have that.
Jason11:25
Don't— I said, well, then yesterday we're in the car and he's like, you lied on deadass the other day, like he's fucking 7.
David11:32
Because it's just— it's our safety word.
Jason11:34
What's the other thing you do with Ilya? Oh, you flip coins.