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The Worst Surprise Of My Life
this is David's weird little thing that he thinks the entire fucking world needs to know about.
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So this buddy Jason, let me just give you a quick synopsis of what he does. That's exactly the way I would describe you. If anybody asks you what kind of person you are, that's what I'm gonna say. And then you just forgot it was in your hand and you ran your…
I just ran it through, but luckily I have so much hair I just cut it out and doesn't— you can't even tell. I mean, my hair looks like shit, but wow. David got mad at me yesterday because I lied on deadass. All right. I— he said dead— explain deadass to people.
So deadass is like—
this is David's weird little thing that he thinks the entire fucking world needs to know about.
So I have this thing where, like, deadass, if you— if you're— if you're, like, making a joke or something, like, hey, man, I just— I just— Robert Downey Jr. just said he thinks I'm cute. And then you go, deadass?
Yeah.
That person has to tell you the truth, right? It's like— it's like the— it's like some people say Bible. Some people say swear to God. Oh, some people say swear on your mother. Deadass is like my, like, you can't lie on this or you're like going to fucking he…