The Worst Surprise Of My Life

You, you thought it wasn't on your hand anymore.

Natalie said that's the most Jason thing you've ever done.

That is Dude, that's like the best way to describe you.

So this buddy Jason, let me just give you a quick synopsis of what he does. That's exactly the way I would describe you. If anybody asks you what kind of person you are, that's what I'm gonna say. And then you just forgot it was in your hand and you ran your…

I just ran it through, but luckily I have so much hair I just cut it out and doesn't— you can't even tell. I mean, my hair looks like shit, but wow. David got mad at me yesterday because I lied on deadass. All right. I— he said dead— explain deadass to people.

So deadass is like—