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The Worst Surprise Of My Life
So he's like, let me get out before. So I'm like, okay. So he quickly jumps out of the car and it's a convertible. So as he's opening the door, His hand goes from, from inside the car to the outside of the car, and his camera, like, fucking smacks the outside of my car as he's trying to open the door. And he looks at me and goes, oh shit, I did exactly what I didn't want to do. He literally dented my car trying to avoid denting my car.
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It was awful. I felt so bad.
I'm so sorry. Jason was getting— Jason, we were pulling into a fucking spot. I fucking hate him. Nice to see you, Jason. We were pulling into a spot and Jason's like, let me hop out so I don't scratch it. I don't dent the door so he doesn't bend the door beca…
We didn't want to hit the car next to us.
So he's like, let me get out before. So I'm like, okay. So he quickly jumps out of the car and it's a convertible. So as he's opening the door, His hand goes from, from inside the car to the outside of the car, and his camera, like, fucking smacks the outside of my car as he's trying to open the door. And he looks at me and goes, oh shit, I did exactly what I didn't want to do. He literally dente…
Yeah.
And he's just like, I'm sorry, there wasn't a scratch there.
No, no, I wish I could get it together. I got gum in my hair last week too.