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They put brand new buttons on my blanket. And this is going to be a stretch, but I think this is what has been happening. I have this tube of, um, toothpaste I've been using. This may sound like a stretch, but I think this hotel's been doing this to me. And every time I use it back home, it is on its last fucking leg. It takes— it's one of those toothpaste moments where when I push it out, I can't use both hands and put it on my toothbrush at the same time.

July 10, 202535:30David
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Zane35:25
Shut the fuck up.
David35:26
They sewed in the blanket.
Zane35:28
Your buttons on your blanket from home.
David35:30
They put brand new buttons on my blanket. And this is going to be a stretch, but I think this is what has been happening. I have this tube of, um, toothpaste I've been using. This may sound like a stretch, but I think this hotel's been doing this to me. And every time I use it back home, it is on its last fucking leg. It takes— it's one of those toothpaste moments where when I push it out, I can'…
Zane35:54
Yeah, that's confusing.
David35:56
But when I'm here It is like— it's like they press it up for you when you're not in the room. Because when I come back to the toothpaste—
Jason36:04
there's no way, I swear to God.