The Truth About Our Relationship

Hey, it's— that should be your tagline. It's sad because they won't really come. There's your sex podcast tagline. Last night, me, Alex, and Ilya took some fun brownies, if you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, you know what it is. You know how it be. And we were being like complete idiots, like in the hot tub, like just like so stupid. Like we weren't making any sense. Like it— like none of it was funny if you weren't high, right? None of it made sense. Nothing was like— nothing was even understandable. And then Jon comes in and he starts talking to us. He's sitting outside of the hot tub. After like 40 minutes of talking to us, he asks us a question and he goes, I wonder if you're dating a supermodel and she has 4 bikinis um, does— do you get tired of that? And we were just like, what the fuck is this guy saying? And we're like, because that made no sense. Later we found out that he meant like, if you're dating a supermodel, do you still get turned on when you see her in the bedroom? Because she's always like looking hot on the runway and stuff. That was his like original question. Another 30 minutes goes by of like talking to John, and John's making less and less fucking sense to us. Like, like it's like really bizarre. And then Ilya goes, Ilya goes, John, are we high or are you high? And John goes, you guys are high.