The Truth About Our Relationship

I mean, like, you know, I'm like terrified of like mushrooms, so it was like a lot of mushrooms. It was vegetarian, so it was like veggie wraps with mushrooms, and it was all these kinds of things. It was like very extravagant, right? Um, so I put the plate perfectly on the table, and fucking Dingus, my lord and savior, would come by and lick the plate clean. And, and he would do it so perfectly, yeah, that like the, the chef lady would come back like right after he was gone, and she'd be like, like, oh my gosh, you loved it. And I'd be like, yes. So I was like, everybody was happy. Like, sure, uh, Sia was happy because Dingus was having a good time. Dingus was fucking ecstatic because we were giving him more food than normal. I was happy because I didn't have to finish it, and the chef lady thought we were all eating it. Um, so it was, it was amazing.