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The Truth About Our Relationship

In the restaurant. And he turns around and he goes, oh, sorry, Dave. And I go and I close the door and I go into the women's bathroom right next door because people are using both. Sure. It's just like a one stall thing. Like it's a one toilet. Yeah. So you just lock it right behind you. So I went to go use the women's bathroom and they're right next to each other. So I walked out and then the manager of the restaurant was coming because she heard of what was going on. And she looks at me and she goes, 'cause she thought I was having sex in the bathroom. And she goes, uh-uh, we are not doing that here. And I was like, nope, that's not me. You got the wrong guy. And then the waitress that was there, she was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 'Cause she was there with me when she saw me having, when she saw that guy, now it sounds like I was having sex. The waitress was there when she saw that I ran into those people. So she like had my back and she was just like, oh no, no, it wasn't him. It was the other people. But it was a really awkward—

December 16, 202110:24David
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David10:00
Yes, he does, when you're not around. Oh my God, we were in Aspen. Sorry I touched you. We were in Aspen, we were at a bar, and I was going into the bathroom, and these bathrooms have been full all night, which really bummed me out. So I was going to the bath…
Natalie10:22
What?
Jason Nash10:24
The second time that happened to you?
David10:24
In the restaurant. And he turns around and he goes, oh, sorry, Dave. And I go and I close the door and I go into the women's bathroom right next door because people are using both. Sure. It's just like a one stall thing. Like it's a one toilet. Yeah. So you just lock it right behind you. So I went to go use the women's bathroom and they're right next to each other. So I walked out and then the ma…
Jason Nash11:12
The guy just was having sex in the bathroom?
David11:14
Yeah, it was like 1:30 in the morning and like, yeah, it was pretty fucking insane. I don't know if these stories are true, but there was a man who, he was constipated and he somewhere read online, I'm assuming, that an eel will help his like clear his like i…
Natalie11:54
Oh my God.