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The Truth About My $60,000 Vacation
I've got good news for you. Dollar Shave has a lot of stuff to help you out. Dollar Shave helps— Dollar Shave Club delivers everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. Dollar Shave has everything you need to get ready in the bathroom. Much more than just razors. And this is true, they've got such a line of products, David, that came to the house today. They got everything now. They got butt wipes, they got, they got this, this shave butter, it goes on your face, you know, because I have a full beard. Yeah, you can't grow a beard because he's a boy, but I have a full man beard because, you know, I'm a man.
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Fuck it up, bro. Fuck this up.
Here we go. Uh, guys, if you ever shower or brush your teeth or try to make your hair look presentable—
fun fact, Jason doesn't—
I've got good news for you. Dollar Shave has a lot of stuff to help you out. Dollar Shave helps— Dollar Shave Club delivers everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. Dollar Shave has everything you need to get ready in the bathroom. Much more than just razors. And this is true, they've got such a line of products, David, that came to the house today. They got everything now. They go…
100%.
Dollar Shave, yes, that's Dollar Shave Club, delivers everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. You name it— shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, toothpaste, hair gel, even a wipe that'll leave your tush feeling tingly clean.
Fun fact: Jason doesn't wash his feet to distract you from his ugly face. Continue.