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The Truth About My $60,000 Vacation

Like, literally in high school, like, I, I— all my, all my, all my friends had girlfriends and I didn't have a girlfriend. And then there was like a girl that liked me and I was like, all right, well, that's, that's what we're doing. I'm gonna go with this.

May 17, 201831:07Jason
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David30:45
But is there like a girl that like, like you blew your chance? Like she dug you but you were just like not in, not, not in the right—
Jason30:51
No, girls never liked me. I, I could never get any girls. There was never a girl that I was like— if someone liked me, I was like, oh great, let's go. So eager. To have any girl like me.
David31:03
Yeah, you, you're just a guy who likes a girl who likes him.
Jason31:07
Like, literally in high school, like, I, I— all my, all my, all my friends had girlfriends and I didn't have a girlfriend. And then there was like a girl that liked me and I was like, all right, well, that's, that's what we're doing. I'm gonna go with this.
David31:19
I'm gonna go with her because she seems to like Kathy Christie. Is that her name?
Jason31:23
Yeah, that was my first girlfriend. She was a basketball star. She was way better than me at basketball.
David31:27
Guys, um, now Jason is going to read the Dollar Shave Club while I'm gonna give you facts about Jason.