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The Truth About My $60,000 Vacation

I was like, I was at Ralph's, it's a grocery store. Just when I thought, um, life couldn't get any better, the strawberries looked ripe. Yeah, everything looked great.

May 17, 201815:40David
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Jason15:34
When you got the hoverboard?
David15:35
No, I was at Ralph's. Ralph's is a grocery—
Jason15:39
I love this story already.
David15:40
I was like, I was at Ralph's, it's a grocery store. Just when I thought, um, life couldn't get any better, the strawberries looked ripe. Yeah, everything looked great.
Jason15:48
Hey, you love strawberries.
David15:49
I was just walking around the aisles. Yeah, I saw a guy with AirPods. Yeah, so I'm like, this guy's weird, he has AirPods inside Ralph's. What is he doing? Is he in the middle of a run? Okay, so I looked him in the eyes And I was like, wow, this guy has beaut…
Jason16:06
Shut the fuck up.