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The Sex Talk

So I had a Vine that was— I went into the grocery store, right? And I, I had a box of condoms, and I went up to a random guy, and I'm like, hey, do you think these work on smaller animals? And he's like, he's like, yeah, I mean, I think so. And like, like, as a joke, it was like a funny Vine. It was like my first funny Vine that like hit and got like 30, 40,000 likes. And like 2 months after that, my dad came into the, uh, into my room, super awkward. He was like, I don't know, I don't know, I think he was just trying— he was just bored. And he was like, he was like, uh, you know, they don't only work on smaller animals. Like, randomly bringing up my Vine. And I'm like, I literally I'm like, are you kidding me? And then he's like, just know when to do it. And then he just left.

July 27, 201722:03David
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Jason21:58
You say adopted?
David21:59
Yeah.
Jason22:01
Um, did your parents give you the sex talk?
David22:03
So I had a Vine that was— I went into the grocery store, right? And I, I had a box of condoms, and I went up to a random guy, and I'm like, hey, do you think these work on smaller animals? And he's like, he's like, yeah, I mean, I think so. And like, like, as a joke, it was like a funny Vine. It was like my first funny Vine that like hit and got like 30, 40,000 likes. And like 2 months after that…
Jason22:52
Just know when to do it?
David22:55
Like, I mean, we both understood what it was.
Jason22:57
Right.