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The Sex Talk
And, um, we ended up having sex in the bathroom. No, but we— so the bathroom was right next door to my bathroom. We were having a sleepover and I told him, I'm like— and he told me he needed to use the bathroom and we were both scared to get up. And I'm like, and I'm like, dude, I can't get up. Like, I'm terrified because there were cockroaches all over our floor because we lived in the suburbs, right? And at night cockroaches would come out and you go into the bathroom And I shit you not, there'd be like 8 or 9 just on the floor and they disappear by the morning because they're only there during the nighttime.
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Why do you tell this story, David? It's not flattering. You look like a little pervert.
Yeah, that's going to be my mom listening to the story. No, but that's, I'm pretty sure that was the accurate, like what happened in that situation. And when I was, when I was young with the same kid, I had a sleepover and the bathroom was right next door to…
Right.
And, um, we ended up having sex in the bathroom. No, but we— so the bathroom was right next door to my bathroom. We were having a sleepover and I told him, I'm like— and he told me he needed to use the bathroom and we were both scared to get up. And I'm like, and I'm like, dude, I can't get up. Like, I'm terrified because there were cockroaches all over our floor because we lived in the suburbs,…
Wow.
It's terrifying. And he— we were sleeping in the same bed and I wouldn't go up with him and he just pissed himself in the same bed as me. Oh, and he was just like, I had to do it. Like, he, he didn't even go to bed and then he peed himself. He just pissed him…
This is a weird kid.