The Sex Talk

and then our car— and then our car would cut him off and be like, oh, come on, man. Like, the most polite, like, Canadian way of, like, being pissed off.

But you should have been there with me.

I was. I just— I literally couldn't talk.

you wake up, guys. Jason— Jason's obviously an older man, so he wakes up at like 6 AM and he goes to the gym gym.

Yeah, he—

I don't know what he does. Walks around without his underwear on in an empty gym, goes to Starbucks, a conversation with someone there, and they, they rebuke me. Reads the morning paper. Can't afford a new one. Twice. Twice. Yeah, so he reads it twice.