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Okay, so I've been wanting to build this pool for a while, right? There's this infinity pool in my backyard. That's— I mean, it's not there, but I want to. We pay these guys, um, we pay these guys— it's a lot of money, $30,000 to $50,000. Sure. To start, um, examining the soil. It's just a soils report that costs that much to fucking check the soil out, man. I can do that. I can put my hand in the soil and tell you what kind it is— mushy or wet or moist, whatever. Anyway, um, and they— and it's been 4 months and they haven't come to the house, and we don't have our money.

May 10, 201829:43David
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Jason29:36
What's going on?
David29:38
So, we paid— let me give you guys the boringest update on the pool.
Jason29:41
Be down to earth. Talk about your infinity pool.
David29:43
Okay, so I've been wanting to build this pool for a while, right? There's this infinity pool in my backyard. That's— I mean, it's not there, but I want to. We pay these guys, um, we pay these guys— it's a lot of money, $30,000 to $50,000. Sure. To start, um, examining the soil. It's just a soils report that costs that much to fucking check the soil out, man. I can do that. I can put my hand in th…
Jason30:14
Um, so you don't have your specs or anything?
David30:15
No. So we told them we want our money back, and they haven't returned our calls yet. Seriously, we called, we called one of the guys and he's like, can you call the other guy? I'm actually in Indonesia right now. I'm getting a transplant. And we're like, what?
Jason30:28
Where did you find these guys, Seth? Yeah, Jesus Christ, David, I told you not— I told you to use Marnie's guy.