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The Keys to Success
right? Yeah, it's not me. Every time I'm with my parents and I say something bad, they're like, but you don't say that around Liza, do you? They're so protective of Liza. Oh my God, of course, as they should be. But like, they're like, like, if Liza's parents talked about me like even a percentage, like a fraction of how much my parents talk about Liza, oh my God, I'd be, I'd be the best boyfriend on planet Earth. But they love Liza. They do. Yeah, all they all I do is talk about her. It's like, David, come home so we can talk about Liza. It's— that's what it is. Liza, Liza, Liza. Which
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Bizarre. Bizarre. I told them a funny story about you. Oh, like on Friday, David really— he didn't have clickbait, and so I told him that story how you were like running around the house yelling at Jake the intern. Nobody fucking leaves this house until I get…
understand? I know you're
kidding. Okay, it was funny, but I told your dad that story and he was loving it. Really? He's like, okay, he's like, he's the boss, huh? And I was like, oh yeah, yeah. And then your mom goes, your mom goes, but he's not that way with Liza,
right? Yeah, it's not me. Every time I'm with my parents and I say something bad, they're like, but you don't say that around Liza, do you? They're so protective of Liza. Oh my God, of course, as they should be. But like, they're like, like, if Liza's parents talked about me like even a percentage, like a fraction of how much my parents talk about Liza, oh my God, I'd be, I'd be the best boyfrien…
is— I told your parents to move here. Come on. Yeah, what the hell is wrong? I told your mom to run your merch business,
dude. They actually brought that up to me. They did? They're like, we have a proposition to you. I'm like, no. They said we should, uh, that she can help run the merch business. And, well, I already have someone doing
that. It must be something she do? Um, I don't know. Have her