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The Keys to Success

That's a $15 value, David, for only $5.

June 29, 20172:33Jason
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David1:59
Jason is a pussy. Oh, whoa. That's a weird thing to write into the script. Their Dr. Carver's Shaves Butter is transparent for a more precise shave. It helps prevent ingrown hairs and fights razor bumps.
Jason2:09
And you know what? You too can make the smarter choice by joining Dollar Shave Club.
David2:13
For a limited time, new members get their first month of the Executive Razor with a tube of their Dr. Carver's— excuse me. That was not in the script. I just swallowed a bird. Razor with a tube of their Dr. Harvard's Shave Butter for only $5 with free shippin…
Jason2:33
That's a $15 value, David, for only $5.
David2:37
Which means you're saving like $37.
Jason2:40
Mm-hmm.
David2:40
In your first month box, you get an awesome weighty handle, a full cassette of 4 cartridges, and a tube of their shave butter. The people at Dollar Shave Club are gonna be listening to this ad, and they're gonna be like, what the hell is wrong with these guys…