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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

That's— that's what— that's what I love. I'm so jealous And I envy singers and magicians because, like I've said this before, I'm not a fan of touring for this podcast because it's us talking. But like Criss Angel, he has this show that he knows when people come, it's going to be fucking awesome. Like there is so much shit going on. And like I would kill for that. Like if I— if it was— if we had like this amazing show where we're like juggling and fire and everything, I would love to do it every night. You know I love seeing people's reactions. Sure. So feeding off the crowd's energy and doing the same show and getting it down perfect, right, with a new crowd every time is my fucking wet dream, right? And getting paid as much as he does is—

February 15, 201836:46David
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Jason36:37
It's— it— it— yeah, for $250 grand, that'd be nice. But like, I'm just saying, like, it's—
David36:42
and it's—
Jason36:43
and what he does is way harder than sitting down doing the podcast.
David36:46
That's— that's what— that's what I love. I'm so jealous And I envy singers and magicians because, like I've said this before, I'm not a fan of touring for this podcast because it's us talking. But like Criss Angel, he has this show that he knows when people come, it's going to be fucking awesome. Like there is so much shit going on. And like I would kill for that. Like if I— if it was— if we had…
Jason37:28
So why don't you write a show?
David37:30
I am. This is my big announcement.
Jason37:31
It's a one-man show announcement today. You can tell the people about it. What's it gonna be about?