The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

I know, but still.

Still, it's got to be stressful. He has like a blade on stage, like sawing shit in half.

It's walking through a pool. Park for him. He's been doing it all his life.

I'm just saying, I would kill to be in a position—

if you had to do Views twice, twice a night, you'd be exhausted.

If I had to do a live podcast twice for fucking $250 grand a night, come on, Jason.