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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)
But no, it felt really brutal. And when the teacher took us in, she talked to us. She sat us down about it. And I came home crying. I came home sobbing. And my parents were like, what happened? What happened at school? And I'm like, I'm not telling you guys till the fifth grade. And I actually kept the secret till the fifth grade. The 5th grade, I ended up telling them.
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You did tell me this story, but you told me in the car. Yeah, and I vlogged it, but I never used it.
Ah yeah, like this is a good story, lasso style. So it— so it went around her neck, and my friend had one end, I had the other end, and I don't know, out of instinct, I don't know what the fuck what I was thinking. I was— okay, hold on, I was like in the firs…
Yeah.
But no, it felt really brutal. And when the teacher took us in, she talked to us. She sat us down about it. And I came home crying. I came home sobbing. And my parents were like, what happened? What happened at school? And I'm like, I'm not telling you guys till the fifth grade. And I actually kept the secret till the fifth grade. The 5th grade, I ended up telling them.
Did they ask you about it between then and the 5th grade?
No, I just remembered the 5th grade. I'm like, holy fuck. I kept a promise to tell my parents, and I told them, and they're like, wow, that's really weird. I'm surprised they didn't guilt it out of me.
Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't march you down to the school or go to the school.