The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

Ah yeah, like this is a good story, lasso style. So it— so it went around her neck, and my friend had one end, I had the other end, and I don't know, out of instinct, I don't know what the fuck what I was thinking. I was— okay, hold on, I was like in the first grade, I was really young. Out of instinct, I go, pull! And we just started fucking pulling, and this girl's choking. And it took me like 2 seconds to realize she was choking, uh, and like my, my weird, my weird whole pull thing got like interrupted by a teacher running up to us, what are you guys doing, what are you guys doing, like freaking out because she was, she was red. I wasn't choking, we weren't choking her for a while, it was, it was literally like a second or two, but it was enough to go You know what I mean? It was enough to like— it could have been— I'm also maybe exaggerating it because I was in first grade, so everything was a lot worse.