The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

No, I was in the third grade, third or fourth grade, and we were playing double dutch and there's a girl in the middle and my friend and I, I think I said this, my friend and I were like double dutching it.

Yeah.

So we had like the rope spinning.

And it got caught around her neck. And it got caught around her neck in the way where it— if you pulled one way and you pulled the other, it just got tighter because we like threw it around her.

You did tell me this story, but you told me in the car. Yeah, and I vlogged it, but I never used it.

Ah yeah, like this is a good story, lasso style. So it— so it went around her neck, and my friend had one end, I had the other end, and I don't know, out of instinct, I don't know what the fuck what I was thinking. I was— okay, hold on, I was like in the firs…