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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)
When I said, "Help, I'm drowning!" I know, but who called the fire department?
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And then I came up on shore, and, uh, the woman goes— the woman goes, I told you, I told you not to try to swim the current. And then, um, but did you find my pot of gold? And then the chief of police came up to me, and, and he just said He goes, "Tried to sw…
so you're not allowed to swim out that far? Who called the police?
I did.
When I said, "Help, I'm drowning!" I know, but who called the fire department?
The old lady must have. Really? Or the lifeguard. It was an empty beach.
What about your wife?
She was doing her hair. One time I got beat up in a strip club. Ever tell you that story?