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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)
And then I came up on shore, and, uh, the woman goes— the woman goes, I told you, I told you not to try to swim the current. And then, um, but did you find my pot of gold? And then the chief of police came up to me, and, and he just said He goes, "Tried to swim to the sandbar, didn't you?" In a Boston accent, "Tried to swim to the sandbar, didn't you?" And I said, "Yeah." And he goes, "We got a fucking couple idiots every summer that try to do that." Is it like a—
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Oh, I thought you said you didn't panic.
Oh no, I panicked a lot. And, uh, and I'm sorry, I'm laughing.
That's not funny.
And then I came up on shore, and, uh, the woman goes— the woman goes, I told you, I told you not to try to swim the current. And then, um, but did you find my pot of gold? And then the chief of police came up to me, and, and he just said He goes, "Tried to swim to the sandbar, didn't you?" In a Boston accent, "Tried to swim to the sandbar, didn't you?" And I said, "Yeah." And he goes, "We got a f…
so you're not allowed to swim out that far? Who called the police?
I did.
When I said, "Help, I'm drowning!" I know, but who called the fire department?