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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

Fuck advice. Yeah, who needs it?

February 15, 201825:51David
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Jason25:31
4 kids, yeah. And then she said, she goes, I wouldn't go out that way. Current's strong today. She goes, I wouldn't try it if I were you. Like a Boston accent. And I was like, yeah, fuck that old lady, like whatever.
David25:47
Yeah.
Jason25:48
So I started swimming out there. What'd she say?
David25:51
Fuck advice. Yeah, who needs it?
Jason25:52
Start swimming out there, and I'm swimming, and I'm swimming, and, and then the current came along and just started fucking drowning the fuck out of me really bad.
David26:03
Really?
Jason26:03
And I was like swallowing water, and I was like, this is it.