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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

Yeah, that's why when you see a building on fire, it's all babies putting the fire out.

February 15, 201822:32Jason
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David22:17
Leave a baby at the fire station, no questions asked?
Jason22:19
No questions asked. Yeah.
David22:22
Do they become firefighters or do they go into an orphanage? Are there just a— are there just like 50, 50 toddlers at every fire station constantly?
Jason22:32
Yeah, that's why when you see a building on fire, it's all babies putting the fire out.
David22:37
Dude, holy shit, never thought of that.
Jason22:38
They gotta put them to work.
David22:40
That's why they save the babies first in fires, because they want them to work for them.