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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)
He was just like, why do you want an AIDS test? And I was like, I, I don't know, like, I think it during the— it was a long time ago. And I was like, oh, maybe I'm like just to be I don't know. He's like, do you have any— like, why would you have AIDS? And I was like, I don't know, what the fuck? And he's like, well, do you have— do you have, uh, what kind of a doctor is this? Do you have anal sex? And I go, no. And he goes, do you— do you shoot needles? And I go, no. He goes, you don't have AIDS. Like that.
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Fucking horrifying. A week for some of the results, because they test for more stuff and it takes a little longer. You're like, you're like, it doesn't take a week unless you have something. Oh no, no, I got them back right away.
I went and tried to get an AIDS test once. Really? The doctor just laughed at me.
Why?
He was just like, why do you want an AIDS test? And I was like, I, I don't know, like, I think it during the— it was a long time ago. And I was like, oh, maybe I'm like just to be I don't know. He's like, do you have any— like, why would you have AIDS? And I was like, I don't know, what the fuck? And he's like, well, do you have— do you have, uh, what kind of a doctor is this? Do you have anal se…
Are you serious?
Yeah. And he goes, I mean, he goes, I mean, I'll test you. And I was like, okay, yeah, let's do it. I think it's really funny. I've run into a lot of flipping doctors in my life.
What do you mean?