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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

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February 15, 201820:38David
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Jason20:22
It took a week?
David20:23
Fucking horrifying. A week for some of the results, because they test for more stuff and it takes a little longer. You're like, you're like, it doesn't take a week unless you have something. Oh no, no, I got them back right away.
Jason20:33
I went and tried to get an AIDS test once. Really? The doctor just laughed at me.
David20:38
Why?
Jason20:38
He was just like, why do you want an AIDS test? And I was like, I, I don't know, like, I think it during the— it was a long time ago. And I was like, oh, maybe I'm like just to be I don't know. He's like, do you have any— like, why would you have AIDS? And I…
David21:04
Are you serious?
Jason21:04
Yeah. And he goes, I mean, he goes, I mean, I'll test you. And I was like, okay, yeah, let's do it. I think it's really funny. I've run into a lot of flipping doctors in my life.