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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)
Fucking horrifying. A week for some of the results, because they test for more stuff and it takes a little longer. You're like, you're like, it doesn't take a week unless you have something. Oh no, no, I got them back right away.
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What made you want to go get an STD test?
Oh my God, because when you move to LA, everybody's like, be careful, the fucking STDs basically live here. Like, that's how it is. And you know, you see all the signs here in LA. Sure, like syphilis is sucky. Like, they're all funny signs, they're all like p…
It took a week?
Fucking horrifying. A week for some of the results, because they test for more stuff and it takes a little longer. You're like, you're like, it doesn't take a week unless you have something. Oh no, no, I got them back right away.
I went and tried to get an AIDS test once. Really? The doctor just laughed at me.
Why?
He was just like, why do you want an AIDS test? And I was like, I, I don't know, like, I think it during the— it was a long time ago. And I was like, oh, maybe I'm like just to be I don't know. He's like, do you have any— like, why would you have AIDS? And I…