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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)
Oh my God, because when you move to LA, everybody's like, be careful, the fucking STDs basically live here. Like, that's how it is. And you know, you see all the signs here in LA. Sure, like syphilis is sucky. Like, they're all funny signs, they're all like punny signs that have to do with STDs. No, but I got really scared because I never got an STD test in my life, so I'm like, I gotta fucking do it. And I did it, and it was like, it was the worst week of my life waiting for those results.
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Hey, this guy's from Vine over here, guys.
This guy is fucking— he has diseases on his penis. Um, no, but the test came back negative.
What made you want to go get an STD test?
Oh my God, because when you move to LA, everybody's like, be careful, the fucking STDs basically live here. Like, that's how it is. And you know, you see all the signs here in LA. Sure, like syphilis is sucky. Like, they're all funny signs, they're all like punny signs that have to do with STDs. No, but I got really scared because I never got an STD test in my life, so I'm like, I gotta fucking d…
It took a week?
Fucking horrifying. A week for some of the results, because they test for more stuff and it takes a little longer. You're like, you're like, it doesn't take a week unless you have something. Oh no, no, I got them back right away.
I went and tried to get an AIDS test once. Really? The doctor just laughed at me.