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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)
What made you want to go get an STD test?
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Okay, the test was great, but it was so awkward because we were sitting in the waiting room and there's like 5 people around us, and guy goes, literally goes, hey dude, I know you, I know who you are. And I'm like, oh, what's up dude, thanks man. And he's lik…
Hey, this guy's from Vine over here, guys.
This guy is fucking— he has diseases on his penis. Um, no, but the test came back negative.
What made you want to go get an STD test?
Oh my God, because when you move to LA, everybody's like, be careful, the fucking STDs basically live here. Like, that's how it is. And you know, you see all the signs here in LA. Sure, like syphilis is sucky. Like, they're all funny signs, they're all like p…
It took a week?
Fucking horrifying. A week for some of the results, because they test for more stuff and it takes a little longer. You're like, you're like, it doesn't take a week unless you have something. Oh no, no, I got them back right away.