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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

Hey, this guy's from Vine over here, guys.

February 15, 201819:50Jason
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David19:22
So I rarely ever got noticed. Like ever got recognized. And one of the first 3 times I got noticed in LA was at the STD clinic. Yeah, isn't that crazy?
Jason19:31
How did it come out?
David19:33
Okay, the test was great, but it was so awkward because we were sitting in the waiting room and there's like 5 people around us, and guy goes, literally goes, hey dude, I know you, I know who you are. And I'm like, oh, what's up dude, thanks man. And he's lik…
Jason19:50
Hey, this guy's from Vine over here, guys.
David19:52
This guy is fucking— he has diseases on his penis. Um, no, but the test came back negative.
Jason19:57
What made you want to go get an STD test?
David19:59
Oh my God, because when you move to LA, everybody's like, be careful, the fucking STDs basically live here. Like, that's how it is. And you know, you see all the signs here in LA. Sure, like syphilis is sucky. Like, they're all funny signs, they're all like p…