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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

I don't understand. I can fucking squeeze your hand too.

February 15, 201810:02Jason
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David9:50
Fucking shook my hand, and I swear to God, he fractured 7 of my bones in there. I think I have 2 fingers left. Remember when he shook your hand?
Jason9:57
Oh my God, it was awful. I hate when guys shake your hand really hard. Yeah, there's no point to it.
David10:01
There's nothing. There's—
Jason10:02
I don't understand. I can fucking squeeze your hand too.
David10:05
You know, not as hard.
Jason10:07
I could, I could squeeze his hand real hard.
David10:09
I believe you. Um, another question we got on Twitter, uh, someone, someone tweeted me a bunch of things. It was like a tweet from Natasha Lacey. Um, she wants us to talk about breastfeeding in public. Jason does it.