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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)
Fucking shook my hand, and I swear to God, he fractured 7 of my bones in there. I think I have 2 fingers left. Remember when he shook your hand?
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Yeah, he thought you were like a dishwasher that thought he was gonna get taken out of the country, and you weren't that worried about it.
Yeah, he was like, listen, man, I'm not ICE. It's okay, I'm not here to deport you. I'm your friend. I'm like, dude, Jesus, you're freaking me out right now.
Yeah, I didn't like the way that he was like— he was like, really looked you in the eye. He was like staring you down.
Fucking shook my hand, and I swear to God, he fractured 7 of my bones in there. I think I have 2 fingers left. Remember when he shook your hand?
Oh my God, it was awful. I hate when guys shake your hand really hard. Yeah, there's no point to it.
There's nothing. There's—
I don't understand. I can fucking squeeze your hand too.