Thank You Kim Kardashian

Jason, I did so much blow we couldn't— no, I'm kidding. No, no, that's not what happened. But this is what happened. Um, so we do this bit— actually, we've— we had this basically a similar story to this on the last podcast. I'm probably going to put this in the vlog because I thought it was really funny. But we have this bit that we do where we have like bricks of fake cocaine on our vlog. And I have like 7 bricks of cocaine in the back of my trunk right now because we just did a bit with all of it. And I had to take my car in to the shop because it was like busted. And my friend's dad, Jonah's dad, is a mechanic. So he took the car. He took the car for me. And I was in Chicago, and I get a call from Jonah like 2 days into being in the shop. And Jonah's like, "Dude, my dad just called me." Fucking freaking out. And Jonah's like, "He called me and he goes, 'Do you have any idea what your friends are doing?'" And Jonah's like, "No, no." "I need to talk to you. Your friends are drug smuggling." And he's like, "Your friends are drug trafficking." And Jonah's like— and Jonah, instead of going like, Oh, it's just a bit. It's just a bit. Jonah goes, oh my God. Jonah goes, I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you when you get home. And he's like, okay. So, so 2 days— no, actually, like a couple hours passed since then. I'm already home. I take my camera and I'm hiding like behind the car, and his dad, his dad, his dad takes Jonah to the trunk of my car and he opens it and he takes a brick of cocaine And he goes, do you know what this is? Do you see this? Do you see this? This is cocaine. Your friends are doing this. And then we go inside and we had this long conversation with his dad. And yeah, his dad straight up thought that it was real cocaine.