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Thank You Kim Kardashian
And then I'm washing my hands And before I even like try to even remotely start drying my hands, I walk out the door and I start wiping my hands on my pants to show everybody that I'm— there was no paper towels left and I have to use my pants to dry my hands. So then when they see my pants, they're soaked in water and no one can tell the difference between the piss and the water.
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You could dry it a little bit, but it's still gonna be something there. Yeah, yeah, it's still gonna be some wetness.
Yeah, everyone's gonna see. So, um, so what I do, and I think what everybody else does, is, um, is I, I open the door with one foot like I'm already ready to go.
Yeah.
And then I'm washing my hands And before I even like try to even remotely start drying my hands, I walk out the door and I start wiping my hands on my pants to show everybody that I'm— there was no paper towels left and I have to use my pants to dry my hands. So then when they see my pants, they're soaked in water and no one can tell the difference between the piss and the water.
That's psychotic.
And I'm like, you've never done that?
No, I don't have.