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So like, you're like, fuck, like now I'm gonna go out into public. Everyone knows I just left the bathroom. They're gonna see the piss stain on my pants, right? And I can cover it up, but it's gonna be awkward because my hand's gonna be in a weird place, righ…
You could dry it a little bit, but it's still gonna be something there. Yeah, yeah, it's still gonna be some wetness.
Yeah, everyone's gonna see. So, um, so what I do, and I think what everybody else does, is, um, is I, I open the door with one foot like I'm already ready to go.
Yeah.
And then I'm washing my hands And before I even like try to even remotely start drying my hands, I walk out the door and I start wiping my hands on my pants to show everybody that I'm— there was no paper towels left and I have to use my pants to dry my hands.…
That's psychotic.
And I'm like, you've never done that?