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You could dry it a little bit, but it's still gonna be something there. Yeah, yeah, it's still gonna be some wetness.

August 30, 20189:45Jason
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David9:27
I'm so bad at storytelling. Anyway, this is probably only for the guys, but like you're done peeing and there's a little bit of pee left on your pants.
Jason9:34
Yeah.
David9:34
So like, you're like, fuck, like now I'm gonna go out into public. Everyone knows I just left the bathroom. They're gonna see the piss stain on my pants, right? And I can cover it up, but it's gonna be awkward because my hand's gonna be in a weird place, righ…
Jason9:45
You could dry it a little bit, but it's still gonna be something there. Yeah, yeah, it's still gonna be some wetness.
David9:49
Yeah, everyone's gonna see. So, um, so what I do, and I think what everybody else does, is, um, is I, I open the door with one foot like I'm already ready to go.
Jason9:58
Yeah.
David9:58
And then I'm washing my hands And before I even like try to even remotely start drying my hands, I walk out the door and I start wiping my hands on my pants to show everybody that I'm— there was no paper towels left and I have to use my pants to dry my hands.…