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Thank You Kim Kardashian
So like, you're like, fuck, like now I'm gonna go out into public. Everyone knows I just left the bathroom. They're gonna see the piss stain on my pants, right? And I can cover it up, but it's gonna be awkward because my hand's gonna be in a weird place, right?
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That's why you're there.
I'm so bad at storytelling. Anyway, this is probably only for the guys, but like you're done peeing and there's a little bit of pee left on your pants.
Yeah.
So like, you're like, fuck, like now I'm gonna go out into public. Everyone knows I just left the bathroom. They're gonna see the piss stain on my pants, right? And I can cover it up, but it's gonna be awkward because my hand's gonna be in a weird place, right?
You could dry it a little bit, but it's still gonna be something there. Yeah, yeah, it's still gonna be some wetness.
Yeah, everyone's gonna see. So, um, so what I do, and I think what everybody else does, is, um, is I, I open the door with one foot like I'm already ready to go.
Yeah.