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Thank You Kim Kardashian

I'm so bad at storytelling. Anyway, this is probably only for the guys, but like you're done peeing and there's a little bit of pee left on your pants.

August 30, 20189:27David
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Jason9:20
Sure.
David9:22
And you gotta pee, right? So, I mean, that's why you're in the bathroom.
Jason9:26
That's why you're there.
David9:27
I'm so bad at storytelling. Anyway, this is probably only for the guys, but like you're done peeing and there's a little bit of pee left on your pants.
Jason9:34
Yeah.
David9:34
So like, you're like, fuck, like now I'm gonna go out into public. Everyone knows I just left the bathroom. They're gonna see the piss stain on my pants, right? And I can cover it up, but it's gonna be awkward because my hand's gonna be in a weird place, righ…
Jason9:45
You could dry it a little bit, but it's still gonna be something there. Yeah, yeah, it's still gonna be some wetness.