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Telling David the Truth

Yo, were you there when we— we would do this often. Like, sometimes one time we put it on my buddy Eric's nipples and we just put like the cream from the donuts all over his body. Oh yeah, another time we took the donuts and we drove around neighborhoods and we were just throwing them at people's cars and make this thumping noise. Like, it's like really satisfied, fucking laugh our asses off every time a fucking Boston cream would hit a Corolla and we just fucking start laughing and like, and then, yeah, in the morning. Yeah, in the morning, in the morning, the neighbors would wake up and there'd be donuts everywhere and it'd be like the fucking biker gang struck again. But it was fun.

November 3, 202032:39David
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David32:20
Like there's nothing else in it. It's just the donuts they're throwing out. And they put them in the dumpster, and it's a huge bag of assortment of donuts. And all you do is just go into the dumpster and you pull them out and they're yours. And I did it with…
Jason32:33
And then it's dangerous, that bag, man. That bag is just like—
Mike Sheffer32:37
so, man, those are, those are the best nights.
David32:39
Yo, were you there when we— we would do this often. Like, sometimes one time we put it on my buddy Eric's nipples and we just put like the cream from the donuts all over his body. Oh yeah, another time we took the donuts and we drove around neighborhoods and we were just throwing them at people's cars and make this thumping noise. Like, it's like really satisfied, fucking laugh our asses off ever…
Jason33:14
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton have reportedly been in prenup talks for months. Dave, would you ever get a prenup?
David33:23
Um, yeah, I think so.
Jason33:24
I guess I got asked for it, to sign a prenup.