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Telling David the Truth
It'd be the safest thing because they're going to get wiped out by a meteor or whatever happens. They're going to like— and they can't tell anybody that you were there. Like, like, like, that's the best part is when you're with the dinosaurs, You can run into a fucking caveman and it'll be okay. You could show him your time machine and you could drive away and throw him an iPhone and you wouldn't fuck up.
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I don't want to see shit that I haven't seen. I'm thinking about a personal memory that I—
you wouldn't want to go see dinosaurs? Now, come on. What are you fucking— are you fucking serious?
That would be the sickest thing. Going to see dinosaurs would be the sickest thing.
It'd be the safest thing because they're going to get wiped out by a meteor or whatever happens. They're going to like— and they can't tell anybody that you were there. Like, like, like, that's the best part is when you're with the dinosaurs, You can run into a fucking caveman and it'll be okay. You could show him your time machine and you could drive away and throw him an iPhone and you wouldn't…
Not going to tweet about it.
No, nothing. That's the best. That's the best time to visit is dinosaur time. But that's crazy. You wouldn't visit that.
Well, I was going to say, I would— if I were like, if I had multiple moments to, like, travel back in time, one of the moments I would choose was when you and I had a competition at Dunkin' Donuts. To see like who could eat the most donuts and then who could…